Shut-ins of the world, you’ll have to attend a bit longer in your final wish-fulfillment online game. Date All the things!, the cheekily bizarre romantic sim from Team17 and Sassy Chap Video games, is not arriving on October 24, as was initially announced. On Friday, the group pushed again the sport’s launch date to Valentine’s Day 2025.
On a sport design stage, Date All the things! seems to be a easy relationship simulator with dialogue branches and voiced characters. What units it aside is its delightfully absurd premise: You’ll be able to date all of your family objects, because of magical glasses generally known as the “Dateviator.”
Your dateable objects every have a definite character and branching storylines. Your romantic potentialities embrace a laundry hamper (the fiery “Harper”), a vacuum cleaner (the hunky “Hoove”) and your overwhelming (and shirtless) sense of existential dread who would like simply to be referred to as “Doug.” As unappealing as that bunch sounds for a romantic fling, it could nonetheless beat right now’s microtransaction-riddled relationship apps.
Relying in your dialog department decisions, every humanized object can turn into a Love, Buddy or Hate. The sport’s press launch promised that every consequence influences a “essential path tying all of it collectively,” so select correctly between the lamp and the towel who clothes like Liberace.
Date All the things! arrives on February 14, 2025, on Swap, PS5, Xbox Collection X/S and PC.
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